Bill-paying Ninja Prints

"No, I paid the electric bill."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"I charge by the grain."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Work Du Soleil

Medical Billing & Coding

Workaholic's Toilet

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"How can I think outside the box when you keep filling my inbox."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"They say you are a great warrior."

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

'Before I give you your bill, Mr Fraser, can I ask you to step onto the crash-mat.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.