Bill Codebreaker Mugs

'No it's not ?150 PLUS VAT - the ?150 is JUST the VAT!'

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

'It looks like our data.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'