Bill Battlers Mugs

"But I'm not well yet."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Get an afterlife!'

fish in a bottle...

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Gas Bill

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Duel Fuel?

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

"It's a mug's game!"

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

'Oh no! Not another bill!'

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

The future of warfare.

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."