Bikini Enthusiast Pillows

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Man's hotdog sausage shoots out of his bun as a hot lady walks past.

Liposuction.

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

String bikini

'Make that a d-d-d-double!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'How do you like my new bikini?' - 'I hope it's non-shrink.'

'I don't think that colour would suit you.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Summer wants.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Mankini - One size fits all.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Man in Bath

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Two piece outfits only.

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'No luggage.'

Easter Island

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

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"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"