Biker Yogi Mugs

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"It is my place!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Thank you."

Think/Don't Think

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Complaining empowers us."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Downward Dog

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"The seventh-inning triangle pose..."

Hell's Ethics

Melting Heart Pose

Yoga - moooooooo.

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

"Oom..."

'I have an idea.'

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"

Professional cyclist comes home to do chores.