Bike Trickster Mugs

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Wheelies Gang.

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

Bike Tricks

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Primitive magician

"OK, ready to go again?"

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Is there a problem officer?"