Bike Trekker Mugs

Cycling Transport

Camping.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

School trip little porters.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'