Bike Aficionado Prints

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The star hunters

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Cycling with a harp case

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Knight in shining Lycra!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

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Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Bradley Wiggins

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Mohammad's motors

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'