Big Winner Vibes Mugs

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Starfish doing the wave.

"It's over!"

'Birdie.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

A Busy Sports Bar

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

Pram for baby giraffe

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

'He got game.'

"I take it you got the job?"

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

Too-Humble Pie.

'I like to start by discussing potential million-pound bonuses...that always seems to get their full and undivided attention.'

'It's no good standing on your bonus.'

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

Banker Blowback

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."

'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'

"After talking to him it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus."