Big-win Believer Prints

'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Ghost School.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Bigfoot"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'