Big Shot Dreamer T-Shirts

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

Local Knowledge

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Man fishing with large bait

Elvis Presley

Fish talking about fisherman

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

Steve Howe.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Midnight Basketball

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Baseball Dreams

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Eric Adams Caricature

Not The Real Me

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"