Big Questions Enthusiast Mugs

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Truth

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Science versus religion?'

Curious George, Dad

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

"Well, Pendergast, I stand corrected on that part about there being no dumb questions."

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

'If Margaret, who had two children by her first marriage and one by her second, marries George, who has one child by his first marriage...'

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

Personnel. If you were a tree, what kind would it be? Some sort of nut, I'm sure!

'Apparently when children ask lots of questions it's a sign of intelligence.'

'People often regret the things they didn't do more than the things they did do. Is it fair to say you have no regrets?'

"Hypothetical question: if you inadvertently got your uncle in deep trouble..."

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'