Big Kid At Heart Prints

Though Bob was 32, he still got stuck at the little table.

"Hey, kid, how's this for a bitchin' set of wheels?"

Tunnel of True Love

Big Kids R Us - 'They sell executive toys.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I'm getting too old for this kinda stuff.'

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'He gives off a lot of CO2 playing with that car.'

Ride 'em cars for Dads.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"