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'No this is not where you pick up your lottery winnings. But, since you are here...'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Woman carrying a love heart

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Thanks And Giving.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'Spare change.'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"Thanks for being a donor."

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.