Big Game Trophy Collector Mugs

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Dad Trophies

Win - win

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Zdeno Chara

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

The Generals medals

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"I never thought I'd get married again."