Big Game Dreamers Pillows

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Local Knowledge

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Eric Adams Caricature

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Entering New York City - Check it out

Football Bomb

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Making Things Pleasant.

Fisherman and sea monster

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."