Big Fish Aspirants Pillows

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"He's a keeper!"

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Live Bait.

Topsy-Turveydom

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

The Great White Fib.

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Liar's Club fish

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"