Big Family Coordinators Prints

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Grounded

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Turn Down For What.

Summer Outing Planning

'Go forth and multiply!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

'Better bring the pot back over here, Mom - Dad's still down a few cups.'

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

Family Budgets

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Open it quick before he suffocates.'

"It's an app called 'mom', it reminds everyone of their to-do lists."