Big Families Mugs

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Grounded

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

"Down in front!"

"We shouldn't have had so many kids. Now they all want computers and phones."

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"I get the new phone, Timmy gets my phone, Annie gets his phone, Bobby gets her phone and you get his phone, dad, and you get to pay for it all."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

"Yea, I know, so cute, but such a pain until they're windshield trained!"

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

'I say thank goodness for public education: With so many kids, there's no way we could afford private school fees...'

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'There are so many kids in my family that I can only get 'hand-me-downs'...'