Big Dog Snuggler Pillows

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'That was fun!'

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Doughboy Dad

"I brought cocoa."

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Pillows in love.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

Sun. Rain.

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."