Big Dog Parent Mugs

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Will you be wanting this?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'