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'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'At my feet, not ON them!'

Cage Rest.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"