Big City Rush Enthusiast Gifts

Coming in first place is yet another average New Yorker late for work.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Giant slug attacks a city

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Running Latte

Monster Clown

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Eric Adams Caricature

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"How am I rampaging?"

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

New York Cab

"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."

Traffic Disruption Dept.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Times Square

"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

15 Second Grocery Delivery

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

Just in from St. Paul.

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'