Big Cat Fan Prints

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

"Is this seat taken?"

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'No you can't be a vegetarian, son. It just isn't very lion.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'Oh, I'm not afraid.'

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'No, it's not hot off the grill... we're having zebra that's been sitting out in the sun.'

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

"Don't bother worrying about that guy, Vince. You know the old saying: 'Cheetahs never win.'"

"Sure, I want to teach them to be ruthless predators, but I also want them to think my dad jokes are funny."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Litter Tray Training

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

How Amazon was invented

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"You're completely screwed up."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Safari.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Meowlzebub

"You're adopted."