Big Brother Prints

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

"Because those aren't the cards I dealt you!"

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Trick Number 18: Always beat him to the phone...it's a position of power."

Big brother, the time is now to negotiate a peace accord that will end these many years of hostilities between us."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Oh, yeah - I bet you haven't even got a big brother!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"I don't have my homework because my big brother raised his ghostwriting rates."

A man playing with a baby

Big Brother

A man pushing a pram

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Looking Forward.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Well, I'm sure not going to be the first one out!'

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

My little brother's a child of many moods, and judging from his appearance, also many flavors.

Big Brother.