Bidder's Delight Mugs

Going, Going, Gone to Lunch.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Trying on boots

'He's busy right now, sweating out a risky trade. Can he call you back?'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Worm eats the fish.

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

Pachelbel at weddings

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Middle Class anchored to the Bottom!'

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Packaging literally grabbing the attention of shopper

'His rolls are out of this world.'

"Sold to the man with the itchy ear."

Auction. I bid on everything until I lost my voice. The cartload before the hoarse!

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

Auction Rooms - Going...Going...Gone to Lunch

"I've finally found my calling..."

Counselors at Lore

"Fish biting today?"