Bidder Extraordinaire Pillows

Online auction.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Profit

E-Baying @ The Moon

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Excess

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Steroids.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Easter Island Fisherman

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Shall I fry it or flush it?'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."