Bibliophile With A Taste For Caffeine Pillows

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

K9 Authors.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man reading in lamp

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Large Print Librarian.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Rapid reading center.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Book surgery.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Do you have a cult fiction section?

'I just love good Litterature.'

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"Bill and I are readers."

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Another book in the can...'

Books vs. Phones

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."