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"Jekyll & Heidi"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Reading in the rain.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"Frankincense you fool...."

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

I see you're still on that subway diet.

Snake and Football.

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

Assassin/Cartoonist

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Alternative acupuncture.

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

Moby Poppins

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Little Bleak House of Mirth of the Prairie

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

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