Biblical Humor Appreciator Mugs

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'

'In all fairness, some of these are counterintuitive.'

Jael Buys a tent stake.

How Noah did it.

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

Cab driver to Moses, "Sorry, I don't go south of the river"

Moses on a park bench

"You mean this is IT? - No Bill of Rights?"

"So Noah... You would like two of everything."

"Can you hold off on the showers, I'm hopeless at this stuff."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Moses separating his Laundry.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Moses' Tablet

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Fishing with God

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS