Beyond The Grave Communicator Prints

'Now he wants to talk? Five years I've been gone. What kind of son waits five years to contact his mother?'

Hiding the electronics.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Words of Love

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

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'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

Be Mine!

Just say you love me.

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."