Beverage Vendor Mugs

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Beer Stall

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Alpha Seltzer

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You've Had Enough!

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Beer Order

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

National Coffee Day

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'll have the usual."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Make me one with everything!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."