Betting Champ Prints

I lost a bet with the cat.

Inclusive speech

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Bob hated working over-time.

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.