Betrayal Buff Prints

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"You can't plead cute."

Scarpia's Palace

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

The breakup

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

'I baked it especially for you.'

Whither now, EU?

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'You're innocent until proven guilty, young fellow -- better enjoy it while you can!'

Date Becomes Wolf

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

'Your Honor, we the jury have leapt to a conclusion.'