Betrayal Buff Prints

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"You can't plead cute."

Scarpia's Palace

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

The breakup

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

Whither now, EU?

'I baked it especially for you.'

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

'You're innocent until proven guilty, young fellow -- better enjoy it while you can!'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Date Becomes Wolf

Remington is filing for bankruptcy. They're going away. No they're not. The gun manufacturer is just filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy. It'll let them stay in business and weasel out of paying their creditors at the same time. Lots of businesses do it, all the time. It's the American way. Maybe I'll declare chapter 11 so I can weasel out too. Don't be foolish, the American way is for corporate citizens, not citizen-citizens.

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."