Bestselling Novels Mugs

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

John Bunyan

Gen-Next Library

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"