Bestsellers Pillows

"What did you think of that book that I already know everyone else in the world's opinion about?"

Prepare to meet your author today!

'I agree, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is a boring title for a book about home decorating, but I'm getting some great ideas for the bedroom!'

Devil Reading The Da Vinci Code.

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

The book that will not be denied!

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sue the Author 3PM

"Author does not do tricks."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Crime in bookshop

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'