Bestseller Seeker Mugs

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Downloads.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Customer Convention

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"