Berry Eater Prints

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

An old man growing berries

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

Dessert

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"There are 12,000 species of ants... and you prefer worms?"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

"Wild Blueberries"

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Summer Berries