Bent On Books Mugs

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Do it yourself books.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Tree Funeral

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book market

Richard Hughes.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.