Benefit System Critic Prints

'You lot are wrong - he's fit enough to get back up there!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Minority Report

Truth

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Five to Eight

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"With so many applicants for a few jobs, we can lower the pay and drop the benefits!"

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

"Our dental plan is fluoridation of the water cooler."

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

Game is over.

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

'He has that certain undefinable something that says he's guilty as sin.'

Roger Stone

'You're on benefits, Mr Scrote, I can't sign you off work - I can only sign you off LOOKING for work.'

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

". . . You didn't have to pay for gas and electricity for five years! That's enough compensation, isn't it?"

Cut me a break, your honor. Try to think back to when you were also just a young, crooked, unprincipled shyster.

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'While my practice is limited to celebrities, I occasionally represent a 'nobody' to prove the system works for one and all.'

"Orange Lives Matter!"