'At least we'll be eligible for the government's boiler scrappage scheme!'
Benefit Optimists Prints
Decorate with hope and cheer—our benefit optimists prints feature bright, motivating designs that add a splash of positivity to any wall.
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
'We must grasp this new opportunity'
"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."
"It all looks fine to me."
"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"
'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'
To Stock Exchange
'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?
'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'
"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."
Tom's last day.
"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."
Research -Development - Wishful Thinking
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'What the hell is that guy's problem?'
Learning from economics
Do-over
"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."
'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'
"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."
"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"
'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'
World News for 2018
Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.
The Manifestation of Dreams
"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."
Employee Benefits
"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."
'When one trap door closes, another opens.'
'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'
Benefit Optimists Prints Collection
Benefit Optimists Mugs
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Benefit Optimists Pillows
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Benefit Optimists T-Shirts
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