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'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Battery Lighthouse

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

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"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Surge Plans.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?