Benefit Broker Prints

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Writers' Compensation

Labor Day '19

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"You're entitled to ten sick days, five personal days and four complete do-overs."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'I can't give you a raise, Milhouse, because I'm going broke supplying you with health care.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

"There's a one-year don't-get-sick probation period for our health insurance."

Supreme court upholds Obamacare!

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

Risk Management Corp