Bellhop T-Shirts

"Where do I swipe?"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Mr Atkins at his Ease.

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Octopus porter.

'Hello, Room Service?'

"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

Caution: Generous Gratuity Expected

Ernie just got hired at the hotel down the street. I don't think he's ever worked at a hotel before. Ernie, you're a doorman! I was guessing you'd be a bellhop or front desk clerk. No, I don't have any experience working in hotels. Everybody without experience starts out as a doorman. It's the only entry position they have here!

"Good evening, Mr. Harper, and how is Mrs. Harper?"

"Bell Boy"

"Quick sir. The Lounge Lizards are threatening a creep out!"

'You forgot my tip! You forgot your parachute! I hope it hurts you cheapskate bastard!'

Bell Hop

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Late/Too Late.

Motivation to work

"I made you a mixtape."

City Boy.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.