Bell Dreamer Mugs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

ET Mishap

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

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