Believer In The Unusual Mugs

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Holy water, holy water...."

Route 666.

"You wanna put that back?"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."