Believer In Miracles Mugs

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

The Source of all water

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Fairy Vet

"That's my boy!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Some day my Prince will come...

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'