Believer In Flea Theology Prints

Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

A Change of Scene.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

Reference and Economic Reference.