Believer In Fate Prints

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"You're going to meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger who's been burned twice and is looking for guarantees."

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

The Best Laid Plans

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"What luck!"

You can't go back.

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."