Believer In Fairytales Pillows

The Truth Fairy

"Does She Still Believe in Humans?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog